Oh how we love to see beautiful women in shoe strings strutting their stuff down a hot and sweaty beach. What’s better is when there’s a record on the line to be broken in the process. That’s what happened when the women of Panama City Florida (450 to be exact) walked the one mile journey in their bikinis and took hold of the world record (previously 357 Australian women).
How does it feel to enjoy the sun and set a world record in a day? I need to get to the beach more.
Now this guy got the moxie! Here we have Alex Hope, who I’ve never heard of until now. So upon investigating this guy, I found out that he’s a 23-year-old foreign currency exchange wunderkind who also does some modeling. So Alex walks into a bar at the Playground Club in Liverpool’s Hilton Hotel, which is owned by his rich pal George Panayitou, and sets the tone for the entire night by ordering a giant bottle of one of the world’s most exclusive champagnes. According to reports, about 60 girls flocked him (I would’ve too) and he ordered drinks for every girl in the bar. All I gotta say is this man is a straight up G! Stay Frosty.
In what other country can you hit the lottery and take advantage of the government? Only in America. Amanda Clayton from Lincoln Park, Michigan (still Detroit, trust me I know) decided that after she hit the big ticket that it was OK for her to keep getting the Bridge card $200 payments so she could spend her money on other things like a 2nd house and new car. So when the government busted her, she said
“I have bills to pay. I have 2 houses.”
If she was in Uganda, they would’ve caned her tail! So people, if you hit the lottery, please don’t think it’s cool to steal from the government, even if you’re from Detroit and your mama (Euline Clayton) says
“it’s nobody’s business if she’s not breaking the law.”
You’re raising a fine example there Ma’m. NOT!
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