Twitter Updates

• This is one insane feline! http://t.co/GqvQV0tu 2 months ago
• Love is what still goes on when you're not horny. 2 months ago
• I was in a marathon and could have won if not for the other 299 people in it. 2 months ago
• Love your enemies....... in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards. 2 months ago
• Duct tape is like the force: It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. 2 months ago